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Watch the damage.

Five-star survivor reports.

18+ Explicit language. Fragile egos stay back.
The Roast KingMoe Train

Get lovingly destroyed.

Your friend's ego called. It wants a funeral. You give me the dirt, I bring the verbal flamethrower, and they get a gift nobody forgets.

The Roast King Moe Train pointing and yelling in a black leather jacket
RawLoudPersonal
Put their ego in a box · $100Read the reviews
The signature line
“I want you to take your hand, ball it up real tight... and punch yourself... RIGHT IN THE F*** FACE!!!”
Top rated roaster on Cameo
Appeared on Spotify Live programming on DJ X's show
4.99 ★Cameo rating
728Cameo videos
302YouTube videos
24 HRDelivery target
18+ Explicit language. I roast hard. Book responsibly.

Pick a victim.
Ruin their day.

Even you can handle this. Three steps, one bruised ego, and a story they will never stop telling.

01

Pick your poison

Choose a personal roast, a custom special request, or a business video.

02

Give me the ammo

Names, habits, embarrassing stories, weird obsessions. The more dirt, the better the fire.

03

Get destroyed

Your finished video is delivered by email, with a 24-hour delivery target.

The Roast King Moe Train shouting across a late-night talk show desk
Zero inside voice

The wall
of survivors.

4.99
★★★★★
245 Cameo reviews
99% are 5-star
The Roast King Moe Train roasting a front-row crowd member
Front row damage

Choose their
cause of death.

Metaphorically, relax. Pick the package, hand me the embarrassing evidence, and I will turn their dignity into a party favor.

Most popular

The Personal Roast

$100
  • Birthdays and celebrations
  • Fantasy football punishment
  • Pep talks with teeth
  • Just because they deserve it
Cook my friend

The Special Request

$250
  • Custom concepts
  • Songs or characters
  • Longer videos
  • Big special occasions
Make it weird

The Business Video

$500
  • Ads and promos
  • Company events
  • Branded roasts
  • Commercial use included
Torch the office

Spicy Content 🌶️

$500
  • Extra-vulgar adults-only roasts
  • Maximum profanity
  • 18+ custom material
  • Nothing polite about it
Turn up the heat
The Roast King Moe Train holding a microphone in a boxing ring
Verbal knockout

Hand over
the idiot.

Quit stalling, genius. Give me the target, the dirt, and the deadline. I cannot vaporize an ego with "he is pretty annoying." Be specific.

Choose your lane

No charge is made here. Your email app opens so you can review and send the request directly. It is all in good fun. The Roast King Moe Train is a character. Every roast ends the same way: go F*** yourself.

The Roast King in Philadelphia baseball gear
Philly built

Questions for
the nervous.

How fast do I get my video?

My target is 24 hours after your request and payment are confirmed.

What should I send as ammo?

The more dirt, the better. Give me personality quirks, hobbies, bad decisions, nicknames, inside jokes, and details only their people would know.

Is there anything you will not roast?

I roast, I do not bully. No hate speech and nothing that gets us both in real trouble. I have final say on what is too far.

How do I receive the video?

You get a download link by email.

What if I need changes?

One tweak pass is included if I butcher a name or get a fact wrong.

What is the refund policy?

No refunds once filming starts.

Can I use it for my business?

Yes. Book the $500 Business Video, which includes commercial use.