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Pick your poison
Choose a personal roast, a custom special request, or a business video.
18+ Explicit language. Fragile egos stay back.
Get lovingly destroyed.
Your friend's ego called. It wants a funeral. You give me the dirt, I bring the verbal flamethrower, and they get a gift nobody forgets.
RawLoudPersonal
The signature line
“I want you to take your hand, ball it up real tight... and punch yourself... RIGHT IN THE F*** FACE!!!”
Top rated roaster on Cameo
Appeared on Spotify Live programming on DJ X's show
4.99 ★Cameo rating
728Cameo videos
302YouTube videos
24 HRDelivery target
18+ Explicit language. I roast hard. Book responsibly.
Pick a victim.
Ruin their day.
Even you can handle this. Three steps, one bruised ego, and a story they will never stop telling.
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Give me the ammo
Names, habits, embarrassing stories, weird obsessions. The more dirt, the better the fire.
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Get destroyed
Your finished video is delivered by email, with a 24-hour delivery target.
Choose your
weapon.
Pick the kind of verbal damage you need. I will handle the rest with the tenderness of a brick through a windshield.
Featured
damage.
Four fan-favorite cuts with original cover art. Pick your poison, then explore the full category.
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Five-star
survivors.
1 / 5
★★★★★
“The Roast King lived up to his name and did not disappoint! I wanted to send my son a little roast, and it was hilarious!”
The wall
of survivors.
Proof I leave
the studio.
A compact hit list from stages, arenas, tailgates, and the places that let me near a microphone.
Choose their
cause of death.
Metaphorically, relax. Pick the package, hand me the embarrassing evidence, and I will turn their dignity into a party favor.
Most popular
The Personal Roast
$100
- Birthdays and celebrations
- Fantasy football punishment
- Pep talks with teeth
- Just because they deserve it
The Special Request
$250
- Custom concepts
- Songs or characters
- Longer videos
- Big special occasions
The Business Video
$500
- Ads and promos
- Company events
- Branded roasts
- Commercial use included
Spicy Content 🌶️
$500
- Extra-vulgar adults-only roasts
- Maximum profanity
- 18+ custom material
- Nothing polite about it
Hand over
the idiot.
Quit stalling, genius. Give me the target, the dirt, and the deadline. I cannot vaporize an ego with "he is pretty annoying." Be specific.
Questions for
the nervous.
How fast do I get my video?
My target is 24 hours after your request and payment are confirmed.
What should I send as ammo?
The more dirt, the better. Give me personality quirks, hobbies, bad decisions, nicknames, inside jokes, and details only their people would know.
Is there anything you will not roast?
I roast, I do not bully. No hate speech and nothing that gets us both in real trouble. I have final say on what is too far.
How do I receive the video?
You get a download link by email.
What if I need changes?
One tweak pass is included if I butcher a name or get a fact wrong.
What is the refund policy?
No refunds once filming starts.
Can I use it for my business?
Yes. Book the $500 Business Video, which includes commercial use.